Apr 10, 2012

As the Wipe Turns...




Maybe you’ve heard that we’re now using more trees for toilet paper than for newsprint. (Not least because the newspaper industry is even more in the toilet than toilet paper.) But did you know that because of Americans’ demand for super-soft TP for our bungholes, 98 percent of the pulp used to make the stuff comes from virgin wood? 

More toilet paper used to be made out of recycled office paper, but now that offices are going paperless, there’s less of the really high quality recyclable paper — the kind with the long fibers — to go around.
More toilet paper used to be made out of recycled office paper, but now that offices are going paperless, there’s less of the really high quality recyclable paper — the kind with the long fibers — to go around.

The average American uses 23.6 rolls of toilet paper a year — that’s about 7 billion rolls for the country. If a single eucalyptus tree yields 1,000 rolls, we’re wiping our asses with 7 million eucalyptus trees.

I do not think we will ever go the way of the French, but at least we could be less soft...



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3 comments:

  1. We need something soft to wipe our soft flabby American asses.
    I vote using tree bark....real tree bark.

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  2. I'll give up something else if I can keep the soft.

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  3. I think in the USMC they issued me 10 sheets a day! LOL Anything above that was leaves!

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