Jun 7, 2015

Sunday Silliness - Adaptation :o)

The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.
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May 31, 2015

Sunday Silliness - Acquisition :o)

The discovery that you're no longer a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.
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May 24, 2015

Sunday Silliness - Achievement :o)

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
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May 17, 2015

Sunday Silliness - Accomplishments :o)

You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.
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May 10, 2015

Sunday Silliness - Worth :o)

Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
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May 3, 2015

Sunday Silliness - Wishes :o)

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
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Apr 26, 2015

Sunday Silliness - Wishes :o)

If wishes were horses then dreamers would ride. But they're much more like cattle, so best grab a shovel.
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Apr 19, 2015

Sunday Silliness - Winners :o)

Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
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Apr 12, 2015

Sunday Silliness - Whining :o)

If you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.
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Apr 5, 2015

Sunday Silliness - Underachievement :o)

Because soaring with the eagles requires so much more effort.
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