Dec 28, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Procrastination :o)

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
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Dec 21, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Priorities :o)

Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
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Dec 7, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Pretension :o)

The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.
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Nov 30, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Preservation :o)

Action will be taken to prevent the next disaster as soon as possible after it has occurred.
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Nov 23, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Potential :o)

Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
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Nov 16, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Positivity :o)

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. And put your face between 'em when you do. You'll save me a lot of trouble. Thanks.
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Nov 9, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Platitudes :o)

Those who do not learn from cliches are destined to repeat them.
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Nov 2, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Perspective :o)

Less is more. Unless you're standing next to the one with more. Then less just looks pathetic.
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Oct 29, 2014

Happy National Cats Day!

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Oct 26, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Perseverance :o)

The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.
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Oct 19, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Pain :o)

Pain is just weakness leaving the body. Sometimes your spirit tags along with it.
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Oct 12, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Obstacles :o)

Some things can not be overcome with determination and a positive attitude.
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Oct 5, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Multitasking :o)

The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.
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Sep 29, 2014

Happy National Coffee Day!!!

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Sep 28, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Motivation :o)

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
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Sep 21, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Mistakes :o)

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
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Sep 14, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Mercy :o)

Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.
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Sep 7, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Meetings :o)

None of us is as dumb as all of us.
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Aug 31, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Marketing :o)

Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.
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Aug 24, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Madness :o)

Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"
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Aug 17, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Love :o)

Money can't buy you love. But it can buy exotic cars and luxury yachts. Once you've got those covered, you'll be fighting love off with a stick.
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Aug 10, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Limitations :o)

Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.
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Aug 3, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Legacy :o)

It took millions of years to create something this extraordinary. You have about seventy-four.
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Jul 27, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Knowledge :o)

I believe that children are our future. And that terrifies me.
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Jul 20, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Keep Calm :o)

We'll get to the carrion part in a minute.
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Jul 13, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Insignificance :o)

If you think it's lonely at the top, just wait 'til you try the bottom.
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Jul 6, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Illusions :o)

He who chases rainbows may eventually catch tornadoes.
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Jun 29, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Idiocy :o)

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Jun 22, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Hope :o)

May not be warranted at this point.
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Jun 15, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Government :o)

If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.
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Jun 8, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Give Up :o)

At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.
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Jun 1, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Get To Work :o)

You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
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May 25, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Friendship :o)

A friend is just a stranger you haven't alienated yet.
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May 18, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Foresight :o)

Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those busy proving them right.
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May 11, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Economics :o)

The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.
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May 4, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Distinction :o)

Looking sharp is easy when you haven't done any work.
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Apr 27, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Destiny :o)

Even the most ambitious little pebble will never grow up to be a big rock.
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Apr 20, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Demotivation :o)

Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
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Apr 13, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Consulting :o)

If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
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Apr 6, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Consistency :o)

It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.
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Mar 30, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Committees :o)

Just like teamwork. Only without the work.
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Mar 23, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Commitment :o)

You don't have to be crazy to work here, but if you are, you'll be taken care of.
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Mar 16, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Collaboration :o)

When a motivated group of people join together, they can turn problems into opportunities. Especially drinking problems.
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Mar 9, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Cluelessness :o)

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
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Mar 2, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Change :o)

Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.
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Feb 23, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Change :o)

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, concerned individuals can change the world. Indeed, it's how we got stuck with the IRS, the Federal Reserve and the Mafia.
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Feb 16, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Challenges :o)

I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.
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Feb 14, 2014

Happy Valentines Day, Not!

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Feb 9, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Caution :o)

Life doesn't always want to be grabbed by the horns.
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Feb 2, 2014

Sunday Silliness - Believe in Yourself

Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
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